Friday, 19 October, 2018

Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL'

Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL' Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL'
Michele Schwartz | 12 March, 2018, 11:22

On the finale of ABC's hit series, which aired earlier this week, Bachelor Arie Luyendyk Jr. proposed to one contestant, before breaking it off with her and proposing instead to the runner-up.

"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replies. It gets awkward immediately. "I was ready to do the damn thing". (This all played out with the same uncomfortable split-screen The Bachelor used, by the way.) "The more time that goes by, the more that I keep thinking about obstruction", Mueller admitted, sending Becca into tears.

"Baby, I'm scared", he says to his wife.

"You don't have Trump on collusion?"

"I think I need to explore the possibility that I might have a stronger case with some other stuff", Mueller responds, prompting Becca to exclaim, "I can't f***ing believe it" and burying her head in her hands. "Everything that happened in the Seychelles, that means nothing?"

The Mueller sketch served as the cold open and saw McKinnon as Mueller in a bit parodying the breakup from the Bachelor finale, where Mueller says he "can't commit to collusion".

"I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office", she asked, horrified.

"Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past year", Strong cried.

The sketch mimics The Bachelor's season finale. "He's just going to be president?" Strong as Kurin asks, clearly distraught.

"I don't know how to answer that", McKinnon says. But this skit might just make me cue it up.

In a painful moment, Mueller does his best to break the news gently to his Bachelor sweetheart Becca Kufrin. As for the collusion question, well, Democrats banking on Trump collusion findings might want to heed SNL's quiet warning. The show aired a parody commercial, This is U.S., featuring the "real-life drama happening in our government every day".

Pete Davidson played Jared Kushner and Aidy Bryant played the role of White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the parody. "A drama so unnerving you can't look away".

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